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"I might be able to take her one-on-one, but I like my odds much better in a handicap match," said Derek. "Let's tag-team this."

Alexa returned with the passes, and led them on an exhilarating tour of the backstage area. She introduced them to the other Superstars they encountered as they wandered around, and all were gracious and took pictures with Jeff and Derek. Jeff took every chance he could to talk up Derek, but Alexa seemed content to talk to both guys at once rather than focusing attention on one or the other.

Around 6:30, Alexa said she had to get ready for the show.

"I've had fun, and I really like you guys," she said. "But we'll probably never see each other again. It's just the nature of the business. But I want to give you something to remember me by. If you could have a signed picture of me, would you prefer to see me all hot and sweaty? Or would you rather see my breasts and buns?"

"How about all of the above?" Derek asked.

"Nice try, buddy," she replied.

"No, I'm Wesley. He's Buddy."

"You guys are hilarious! Seriously, though, you can only choose one."

"You make the call, Blake," Jeff said.

IF YOU WANT TO SEE ALEXA ALL HOT AND SWEATY, GO TO PAGE 8

IF YOU WANT TO SEE ALEXA'S BREASTS AND BUNS, GO TO PAGE 9